Bloody Bitch Pirate Ship
The Bloody Bitch
Somewhere in the waters between Irna and Jazirah, or off the Funtan coast, or anywhere that a slaver ship is making good time toward an Oshalan port, there is a vessel running under crimson sails that the Oshalan Order has been trying to sink for three hundred years. It has not been sunk. The Order's clerics classify this as a navigational problem. Women who have stood on its deck know it is something else.
History
The Ship Before Bellarose
Before it was the Bloody Bitch it was the Patience — a Funtan merchant brig with an unremarkable history and a captain who had run out of both the coin and the will to maintain her. Captain Sera Vane sold the Patience at Bafao harbor in the year 5012 ME for considerably less than she was worth, handed over the papers, collected her payment, and walked away without looking back.
The woman who bought her did not keep the name.
Captain Bellarose — The Founder (5012–5041 ME)

She left no family name in any record that has survived. She was Funtan-born, dark-skinned and sharp-jawed, and she had spent eleven years in Oshalan captivity before she was not in it anymore. How she got out is a story she told only once, to the woman who would become her first mate, and that woman took it to her grave as instructed. What Bellarose left behind instead was the name she painted on the hull herself, in the red that the Order uses for its court stamps.
She called it the Bloody Bitch because that is what the rhombus-priests had called her when they entered her into the registry. She decided they were right, and that it was the best name she had ever been given.
The all-female crew was not an ideological statement, or not only one. Bellarose had a practical argument: every woman she freed was a woman with a reason to fight, and no one in the Ordered quarters who was missing a wife or a registered daughter was going to describe the ship's captain accurately to an Irnan harbormaster if it meant explaining what they'd lost her to. The crimson sails were her only conceit. Everything else was professional.
In twenty-nine years she freed an estimated four hundred women from Oshalan slave convoys and seven separate Bonding ceremonies. She was killed in 5041 ME when the ship was caught between two Oshalan naval escorts off the Jazirah coast. Her first mate Corda Behn pulled her from the water already dead and brought the ship home. Bellarose is buried at sea where she fell. Her portrait hangs in the captain's quarters of every ship that has sailed under the name since.
Captain Corda Behn — The Architect (5041–5089 ME)
Corda was a half-elf from the Irnan coast whose primary gift was administration, which turned out to be exactly what the ship needed after Bellarose's death. She did not share Bellarose's charisma and did not pretend to. What she had instead was patience and an excellent memory for who owed what to whom.
She formalized the succession rules — the captain names the next captain, the crew may split if they disagree, but the name stays with whoever holds the ship. She negotiated the first of the quiet arrangements with Funtan port authorities, establishing the principle that the Bloody Bitch would not raid Funtan shipping if Funtan harbormaster offices would develop selective visual impairments when the ship was in dock. Similar arrangements followed with three Irnan ports. She retired at sixty-eight to a house in Tontou, where she spent the last nine years of her life writing a history of the ship that no copy of has ever been found.
Captain Ysolde of the Braid (5089–5134 ME)
Ysolde was Funtan through her mother and had the Funtan instinct for reading the sea. She captained the Bloody Bitch during the period of the Order's sharpest expansion into coastal territories — the years when Oshalan Armenite forces were pushing hardest into the settlements east of Bafao and Nasallian registrars were following close behind. The raids on slave convoys during her tenure were the most operationally dangerous the ship had run; twice she brought it home holed and bleeding.
Her innovation was the informant network: she spent years cultivating contacts in the Jazirah port districts — women in Ordered Quarters who knew the convoy schedules, the registry officers' habits, and which clerks had sufficiently complicated relationships with the law to be useful. Most of those contacts were never freed. They stayed in place and sent information because it was more valuable than their own escape, or because they had children they would not leave. Ysolde never asked them to do more than they offered. She died of fever in 5134 ME and gave the ship to her bosun.
Captain Mira Fenn — The Quiet One (5134–5176 ME)
Mira was human, Irnan-born, soft-spoken in person and not soft at all in practice. She captained the ship for forty-two years, which is longer than anyone before or since, and in that time she raided fewer convoys than her predecessors and freed more enslaved women. The difference was planning: she waited for intelligence, struck hard, and left before any response could be organized. She lost fewer crew members per operation than any other captain in the ship's history, which is the number she considered most important.
She is the captain who established the ship's relationship with the Fire Swingers of Djado — she never disclosed the terms of that arrangement, but on two occasions the Bloody Bitch was pursued into range of the Funta coast by Oshalan naval vessels and those vessels did not return to port. She retired in good health at sixty-one and was last heard from running a fruit farm on Volta Island.
Captain Thena Rall (5176–5308 ME)
Thena captained the ship for thirty-two years, which is the number she had been aiming for since she took command — long enough to do real work, she said, short enough to walk away with her knees still working. She expanded operations to include Oshalan slaver ships carrying women from Funta and Irna that were bound for Jazirah ports, which required different navigation and different intelligence than the convoy raids. It also made the ship considerably less popular with the Oshalan Order, which was not something Thena lost sleep over.
She freed a young woman from a slaver hold in 5287 ME — a girl from an Irnan coastal settlement who had watched her mother taken through a Bonding registry and had been taken herself six months later trying to follow. That girl worked as a deckhand for seven years, then as bosun, then as first mate. When Thena retired in 5308 ME, she named her captain before the full crew and then took a ship to Tontou, where she lives in a small house and sends letters with occasional very specific tactical observations when the mood takes her.
Captain Aria Blackwood

Aria Blackwood | Human, female — the Bloody Bitch, Andonian and Jazirian waters
She was twelve when the Oshalan registrars came to the settlement at Coleshill Cove. They did not arrive violently — they never do, at first. They came with ledgers and stamps and the quiet language of administrative order, and they left with her mother entered into the registry as the household property of a trader whose name Aria still knows and has not yet acted on. The settlement's men had already signed the initiation oath. There was a process. There was paperwork. The Bonding ceremony was conducted according to correct procedure.
Aria spent five years asking questions that no one in Coleshill would answer and three more years trying to reach Jazirah on her own, which went badly. She was seventeen and fishing a skiff off the Funtan coast when the Bloody Bitch passed within hailing distance, and she hailed it with the specific desperation of someone who has been trying to accomplish something alone for long enough to understand what alone means. Captain Thena Rall took her aboard. She started as a deckhand and spent twenty years earning everything after that.
Her mother is dead. She learned this six years into her time on the ship, through a contact in one of the Jazirah port networks. The registry entry was updated with a date and a formal notation that the property had been rendered non-functional due to illness. She did not take the ship off course, which is the thing she is most proud of and most ashamed of, and she has never discussed which feeling wins.
She captains the Bloody Bitch with the particular ferocity of someone who knows exactly what the alternative looks like and has spent two decades refusing it. Her intelligence for convoy routes is exceptional; she has kept every contact Ysolde ever cultivated and built new ones. She takes prisoners from Oshalan naval and slaving vessels and ensures the ships remain seaworthy, because a ship is worth something and the crew needed paying for their risk. She does not send ships to the bottom. The registry officers, when she captures them, she returns without their ledgers, which is the cruelest thing she knows how to do to a Nasallian cleric.
Her reputation in the Oshalan Order is considerable. The Order has classified her as disordered personnel — which in their legal system means something closer to active theological threat than pirate. She considers this accurate.
The Crew
The Bloody Bitch has always had a crew and has always had a reason. Some women joined fleeing something. Some joined chasing something. Most stopped distinguishing between those two things after enough years at sea. The ship does not turn away anyone who can work and can be trusted with a knife. It does not keep anyone who cannot.
First Mate Isadora Almeida
Half-Elf

Isadora served in the Irnan coastal patrol for eight years before she witnessed a Bonding ceremony being conducted in a port the patrol had just "secured" alongside an Oshalan diplomatic vessel. She filed a formal complaint, which was received, logged, and ignored. She deserted the following morning. She found the Bloody Bitch at Bafao through the same network that finds most women who are looking for it without knowing it exists yet. She has been first mate for four years. She runs the crew with the kind of authority that does not require demonstration because it has already been demonstrated, and Aria trusts her judgment on personnel the way she trusts no one else's.
Navigator Malaika Ndidi
Zerren
A scholar who spent three years applying to Lahale's Grand Library before the library's intake process reached the same conclusion each time: her infernal heritage made the other scholars uncomfortable, and institutional comfort ranked higher than the quality of her application. She had, by that point, already developed a working knowledge of celestial navigation through sheer spite, reasoning that if she could not read in the finest library in the world she would at minimum know where the world was. Her ability to chart a course through the Andonian at night in weather that grounds most navigators is the reason the ship can run without lights when it needs to. She has never returned to Lahale, and she has strong opinions about this.
Quartermaster Mara Al-Hassan
Half-Orc
She escaped a Bonding ceremony in the third year of the Order's expansion into her coastal settlement. She will tell you this if you ask, in the way someone describes weather: it happened, she left. The tattoo on her right wrist — Order registry ink, partially burned over with scarring that was clearly deliberate — is not something she hides or discusses. She manages the ship's supplies with an exactness that has never once left the crew short and has occasionally made port merchants uneasy when she catches discrepancies in their invoices. She does not believe in waste. She especially does not believe in wasting vengeance.
Cook Paloma Ramirez
Smaling
She ran a food cart at a Funtan coastal market for twelve years until the Ordered Quarter arrived, registered the market, and began collecting a compliance tithe from all vendors that happened to be calibrated exactly high enough that a smaling cart with a smaling's smaller margins could not survive it. She knows this was intentional. She knows it was done to her specifically because the Ordered Quarter's registrar found a free woman with a successful business offensive to the structure. She joined the Bloody Bitch with her knives, her recipes, and a list of exactly what the quarterly tithe had taken from her. She feeds the crew exceptionally well. She also has opinions about where the raiding proceeds go, which she expresses at crew meetings, and which the crew has learned to treat as binding even when they are phrased as suggestions.
Surgeon Safiya Umu
Human
She practiced medicine in an Ordered Quarter for eleven years because the Quarter had a clinic and the clinic served people who needed care and she could not bring herself to leave them without a healer. She left the day a judge-cleric informed her that she would be required to attend the next Sazā rite in a support capacity. She did not ask what that meant. She knew what it meant. The Bloody Bitch has never had a surgeon of her quality before or since, and the crew has survived things that would have killed them aboard any other ship. She tends injuries with the calm of someone who has decided that the only thing that matters is the person in front of her.
Master Gunner Kaida Oshiro
Elf
Born to a Shoing noble house with the specific misfortune of being female, accomplished, and therefore eligible for the Forced Alliance marriage arrangement her father negotiated when she was nineteen. She left before the ceremony. She took her father's best hunting bow on her way out, which she considers appropriate payment for her childhood. She is the finest shot in the waters between Irna and Jazirah, and she knows it, and she makes no effort to be modest about it because modesty has never seemed to her to produce useful outcomes. She trains the crew's combat shooting with a patience for their mistakes that she does not extend to her own.
Bosun Lila Patel
Gnome
She designed three of the rigging innovations that are now standard on Funtan fishing vessels without knowing she designed them, because the workshop that bought her plans sold them to a guild that had been quietly absorbed into an Oshalan commercial network, and the network had no interest in crediting a gnome woman for anything. She found this out four years after the fact. She joined the Bloody Bitch because it was the only operation she had encountered that offered her both work she respected and the information about where Oshalan commercial vessels tended to be. The ship has not had a mechanical failure in six years. She says this is because she maintains it correctly. She is correct.
Sailor Rani Singh
Human
She grew up in a village on the Funtan coast that the Oshalan forces raided three times before she was twenty. Not to conquer — to demonstrate capacity. To show what could happen if the village did not begin the conversion process voluntarily. Her parents completed the initiation oath on the third visit. Rani did not. She was in a fishing boat three miles offshore when the ceremony was conducted and she did not come back. She has been on the water in some capacity ever since. She climbs the rigging in conditions that make other sailors wait below, which is useful, and she does it because the sea is the only place she has ever felt completely outside the reach of a registry.
Powder Monkey Lian Mei
Drakin
She was fourteen when she stowed away in a cargo net. She had watched the Nasallian registrars come to her family's coastal town and enter her mother, her aunt, and her two older sisters into a household registry under a man none of them had known existed three months earlier. The process took an afternoon and was conducted without violence because the Order's playbook does not require violence at the registration stage. She was too young to be registered. She was also too young to stay, and she knew it. She has been too young for everything on the Bloody Bitch ever since and has done all of it anyway. She is now nineteen, faster through the gun deck than any other crew member, and in the process of becoming an extremely capable sailor.
Lookout Zoe
Eladrin Elf
She will not say where she was or what she saw that brought her to the Bloody Bitch. She has been lookout from the crow's nest for eleven years and her vision in conditions that should make spotting impossible has never been satisfactorily explained. Eladrin see differently than other elves and say very little about how. Zoe says less than most. She is not unfriendly; she simply appears to have decided that her words are a finite resource and she does not want to spend them. Her daughter Zita was born on the ship and has never lived anywhere else, which Zoe seems to consider an entirely reasonable outcome.
Navigator's Mate Adanna Chukwu
Human
She came aboard specifically to learn from Malaika, having heard through a network of scholars-in-exile that a zerren navigator on a Funtan pirate ship was doing things with celestial charts that the academic community would not publish because the academic community was not ready to be shown up by someone they had decided not to welcome. She is learning quickly, which Malaika acknowledges in the particular way she has: without praise, but also without any effort to slow the process down.
Deckhand Umi Kim
Dwarf
She had a mining claim in the Karoo foothills for twelve years. An Oshalan commercial network — the Gilded, technically, though the distinction seemed academic to her — acquired the surrounding land, the water rights, and eventually the legal title to the claim itself through a process that was conducted entirely within the registry system and that an Oshalan court subsequently ruled entirely valid. She received notice by courier. She met the Bloody Bitch at Bafao six weeks later. She is strong, reliable, and has a very clear mental accounting of what she is owed.
Cabin Girl Zita
Eladrin Half-Elf
Zoe's daughter, born on the ship, never known anything else. She is fifteen and has grown up learning everything: navigation, rigging, cargo management, cooking, the basics of surgery from Safiya, and how to read the sky from both her mother and Malaika. She runs the captain's quarters and handles Aria's correspondence and messages with a professionalism that would embarrass most adults, and she has never once asked what life on land is like, which Zoe considers the clearest evidence that she raised her correctly.
Operations
The Bloody Bitch operates primarily in the waters between the Irnan coast and Jazirah, with seasonal runs west along the Funtan coast when intelligence warrants. It targets Oshalan slave convoys, registered transport vessels carrying women bound for Jazirah under Bonding ceremony arrangements, and occasionally Oshalan naval escorts that have become inconvenient. It does not target Irnan or Funtan merchant shipping — an arrangement that has held for nearly three hundred years and that every port authority in both nations has found mutually convenient.
Most Irnan port authorities do not see the crimson sails when they are in harbor. Funtan port authorities in Bafao, Tontou, and Koma have similarly developed the capacity to process the ship's presence without generating paperwork. This costs something. The Bloody Bitch has always paid it.
Women freed from Oshalan captivity who wish to join the crew are offered the opportunity. Most do not — most want to go home, or to wherever they can make something that resembles home — and the ship ensures they reach a port of their choosing. Those who stay tend to stay for a long time. The ship has never wanted for crew.
The succession of captains is by naming. The captain names the next. The crew may object, and occasionally does, and twice in the ship's history there has been a split — a portion of the crew leaving with a different woman to sail under the same name on a different vessel. The Order has found this logistically confusing. The original ship has never felt that the copies diminished it.
The Oshalan Order has designated the Bloody Bitch as Category IV Disordered Personnel — the highest classification that does not carry a formal declaration of holy war, which the Order has not issued because the paperwork for such a declaration requires a provable territorial claim, and the sea has never submitted to registry.